CHUNK

Captain Kirk

I apologize for the next god knows how many posts…but I keep finding these hilarious videos with Captain Kirk.  Every single one makes me crack up.  I must save them!

Jason Segel and the Penis That Could

So I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall for the first time.  I had always thought that Jason Segel was attractive, but after seeing him full-frontal nude he got, like, ten times sexier.  Because DAMN that man has a beautiful manhood.  So heres to you Mr. Segel, you and your penis. Please keep getting parts in movies where you show it off.

little things…

that make me happy:

lying with my feet on the headboard of my bed.

Bite me: A Love Story by Christopher Moore.

‘Kay so,(to quote one of the main characters) the first paragraph (and those following in the chapter) were initially confusing.  Why would anyone want an entire novel from the perspective of an annoying goth valley high teenager?  Then new characters took over, and even the initial voice of Abby Normal suddenly became charming as the story progressed.  Honestly, Moores’ ability to tell a story from the view point of a different personality was nothing short of awe-inspiring.  It rather reminded me of reading To Kill a Mockingbird.  Being a Moore newbie, I have no idea if this novel is typical or out of the ordinary for him, but I can say I really enjoyed the experience.  It was quick, entertaining, and light-hearted yet tender at the same time.  I even let my roommate borrow it to read (borrowing a borrowed book, haha). 

Currently reading:

Again, another extravaganza at the library with the handy-dandy library card.  I swiped these from the top shelf of the browsing category, based mostly on the attractiveness of the cover.  Shallow, I know.

1) Bite me: A Love Story by Christopher Moore. 

2) Pygmy by Chuck Palahnuik

3) The Library: An Illustrated History by Stuart A. P. Murray, Donald Davis, and Nicholas A. Basbanes 

4) Some fantasy novel, that I can’t remember the name  of…

Reviews to come!

Friends and Bears

Something about being home with my family causes my body to go into pre-hibernation mode.  I might as well go to Alaska and compete with the grizzly’s for salmon. It started off well with just a cup of coffee and then it all just went to hell:

Breakfast:

Scrambled eggs with garlic, capers, and parmesan cheese (delicious btw!)

then a shit ton of tator tots

Lunch

3 cinnamon rolls

Dinner

Chinese food!

and a boston creme cake that my friend brought over is now staring me down…

On a separate note its really cool that I’m becoming that age were all the friends I’ve had for a long time are settling down into the paths that is leading them (and me) to who they will be as adults. 

Signs of stress

• Weird dreams that include discussing the weather, a giant mosquito hawk under the bed, and thinking the alarm just went off when it happened 10 min before
•  Stomach hurting
• A curious yen to do something destructive
• An inability to refuse the inner child

little things

girly tv shows and pink toe nails, my secret indulgence :)